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The Yeast Beast

February 12th, 2008 by Wadical Weft

well fuck you dean
who the hell do you think you are?
you’ll fuck our genes
who the hell do you think you are?
you think we’re memes
Who the hell do you think you are?
and less life means.

8 Responses to “The Yeast Beast”

  1. dean Says:

    Hey, Bonzo took over Wad’s account again!

    I wish I hadn’t already done Journal Club at the bio facility. Maybe I’ll prepare that ape thing just in case somebody misses their journal club.

  2. Wadical Weft Says:

    The words in my head
    Must become words on the screen
    But I don’t know why

  3. SecureCare Says:

    Take it outside the biosphere please !

    This stuff needs to be done someplace where it can easily be dumped into the sun. We need some sanity here, not rhetoric of the pontificatory variety.

    Not gonna happen of course…

  4. dean Says:

    Say, I think the ape story is unsubstantiated and has been “on the web” for at least 10 years.

    Not that I had all that much time to look at it, but I can’t give it for Journal Club, as it’s more than a year old anyway.

    Still, such fodder for trash talking about connies and b’lievers.

  5. dean Says:

    …and hey, no rancor was detected by me vis-a-vis the original post, despite language that would have potentially offendated some honor-bound muslim or mafioso, or person otherwise unsophisticated in modern interpersonal e-relations.

    Thus, my response was not in the normal arc of insensate response to misperceived email-like affronts, so nobody should get their teats in an uproar or anything, or cringe, or such shit (well, if they nip out thinking how mature and studly I am, that would be justified).

    Hell, you can even call me late for dinner! Fuck Me!

  6. Wadical Weft Says:

    No rancor intended. Each link is something I found by putting in the words in my little BS poem into search engines (anyone except Google). For example, searching for “we’re memes” is how I found that “article” about the ape experiment.

  7. dean Says:

    I would like to think of an ape-like experiment where the primates all consider the solution to some complex problem, but when they are most correct in their solutions, they are harassed by some negative feedback. Then there is an arms race between the forces using ever more subtle arguments to solve problems, and the defectors who imagine subtlety to be treason, stubbornly opposing.

    Still, how to do it with bananas and water and stuff, I don’t know.

  8. SecureCare Says:

    Still, how to do it with bananas and water and stuff, I don’t know.

    That would be a Jim Funaro question.

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