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Things you don’t want to hear

November 1st, 2007 by Wadical Weft

“Shit! Biobots! Run for your f**king life!”

“She cooks, she cleans, she lets me do what I want, and I can trade her in every 3 years.”

“He cooks, he cleans, he’s just as happy to snuggle, he always leaves the toilet seat down, and I can rent him out while I’m at work.”

2 Responses to “Things you don’t want to hear”

  1. SecureCare Says:

    You left out “He always leaves the toilet seat down & never, ever burps or farts.”

    And not to be too dense, just what was it that triggered this ?

  2. Wadical Weft Says:

    I said “he always uses the downstairs bathroom”.

    It seems that we are on the edge of being able to build custom people. I assume a new “primate” is on the horizon that will be doing a lot of work for us.

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