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The first one

May 20th, 2010 by SecureCare

“Scientists have developed the first cell controlled by a synthetic genome. They now hope to use this method to probe the basic machinery of life and to engineer bacteria specially designed to solve environmental or energy problems…”This is the first synthetic cell that’s been made, and we call it synthetic because the cell is totally derived from a synthetic chromosome, made with four bottles of chemicals on a chemical synthesizer, starting with information in a computer,”…” Full Slice and Another Slice

5 Responses to “The first one”

  1. Wadical Weft Says:

    “Andre, you have to agree that, from here, it looks as if every living thing is dead.”
    - Second to last occupant of the International Space Station

  2. Wadical Weft Says:

    Oh yeah, what will be the common cultural names of the first synthetic humans? Adam and Eve 2.0 seems so lame.

  3. Wadical Weft Says:

    We’re all going to fucking die from and you sit there so calmly.

  4. Wadical Weft Says:

    Help, you know I need somebody
    Help, not just anybody
    Help, oh I need my Wandie now oh wow oh wow

  5. SecureCare Says:

    Glad to see you still have a sense of humor, dark as it may be.

    Probably Eve and Eva…