The Queen may lose her crown
July 1st, 2008 by WalterIf she visits a pub:
Pubs in Yorkshire have been ordered to ban people from wearing flat caps or other hats so troublemakers can be more easily recognised.
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July 1st, 2008 at 15:46
What, like they’re admitting they don’t have the super carnivore technology? Rubbish! There must be some other reason. Perhaps there is a suspected cabal of trrrsssts that wears flat caps at various jaunty or rakish angles to communicate their nefarious intentions.
July 2nd, 2008 at 05:15
The U.K. has become one of the most monitored societies on earth. There are cameras everywhere and systems that track cars via their large license plates. I’m guessing they’ll soon start issuing automatic citations when a camera detects someone hatted in a pub.
Oh the resources we spend fighting each other. Damn our evolutionary tendencies.