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July 17th, 2014 by Wadical Weft

Here is your reward
for years of hard work in STEM
Long Live Microsoft

Confined by a precise education

July 15th, 2014 by Wadical Weft

STEM confined thinking

Space is awesome! Isn’t it?

Ignore the starving

Haiku for Snohomish County

June 28th, 2014 by Wadical Weft

Dead hazmat racoon?

Screams the Mukilteo man:

Heed the marshmallows!


Granite Countertops and War

March 26th, 2014 by Wadical Weft

In case you are wondering where your flying car is, the money that could have developed that technology went into granite countertops and war instead.

Announcing Baloney.Com “Thereables”(tm) - 2020

March 25th, 2014 by Wadical Weft

Here is your chance to jump to the latest thing before it happens.  Your smartphone sucks and, in desperation, phone manufacturers are pushing “wearables”.  Bah I say!  I don’t want to be encumbered by anything.  As I travel about, I just need my computing (including continuous biomonitoring) there.  Always there, always working in my favor.

Maybe we can hack the NSA network to implement it!

A religious take on Simulonix Conjecture 3

March 22nd, 2014 by Wadical Weft

The simulations are indeed defective but will eventually achieve perfection.  They exist because God Inc. is trying to create a big bang that results in a perfect universe.

In this case, the simulations exist simultaneously and can be considered as membranes.

The unfortunate consequence is we live in an imperfect universe because we don’t exist in the perfect universe which is perfectly homogenous.  As the Buddha said, “Life is suffering.”  Imperfection is why.

There exists a bronze plaque for E.K. Le Blond

March 20th, 2014 by Wadical Weft

There is a heavy bronze plaque that says “This wilderness is dedicated to E.K. Le Blond”

Is this a patent by the same E.K.?

Simulonix Conjecture 3

March 20th, 2014 by Wadical Weft

The simulation is defective.   That’s why the simulations have many iterations.  Real souls persist through the iterations.  “Simulonic Souls”(tm) experience intermittent conscious relevant to the current simulation only.

This is a fantastic mind shifter

March 9th, 2014 by Wadical Weft

Apparently elephants scream something that can be translated as “Humans” while running away from threatening homo sapiens.

African elephants make a specific alarm call in response to the danger of humans, according to a new study of wild elephants in Kenya.

Full slice

Alien in China and nobody there cares?

February 12th, 2014 by Wadical Weft

Here is it for yourself folks.  Obviously this is the reflection of a 2.5 meter tall bald alien:

obviousalien

http://www.komonews.com/news/business/5-ways-Chinas-slowdown-will-ripple-across-globe-244924691.html

The more one wants peace the more one wants war?

January 22nd, 2014 by Wadical Weft

Al Jazeera certain has interesting articles:

The human rights industry does a lot of noble work around the world. And yet many of the field’s most prominent figures and institutions have lately taken to vocally endorsing acts of war. Where does this impulse come from? On what grounds is it justified? And how’s the hawkish stance working out, given a decade of strategic and humanitarian debacles for Washington and its allies?

The rich are too rich

January 21st, 2014 by Wadical Weft

Nice report on income disparity:

This massive concentration of economic resources in the hands of fewer people presents a real threat to inclusive political and economic systems, and compounds other inequalities – such as those between women and men. Left unchecked, political institutions are undermined and governments overwhelmingly serve the interests of economic elites – to the detriment of ordinary people.

Thanks Google, that makes me feel much better

January 18th, 2014 by Wadical Weft

This search result from Google pretty much sums up my current state of mind.

mein2014-01

Sigh.

Isomorphism

January 12th, 2014 by Wadical Weft

Alan Watt’s quote:

The universe is the game of the self, which plays hide and seeks forever and ever

This is an isomorphism of Simulonix Conjecture #2333 (Not accepted at this time):

True Souls will experience reincarnation until the number of lives prescribed by the game have been completed.  Game over, play again for another quarter.

Alan Watt was revealed to me after I disclosed #2333

Time to have some political fun

January 12th, 2014 by Wadical Weft

I have to say I’m quite peeved, but not the slightest bit surprised, that politicians will punish the children of their minor political foe rather than gain loyalty for the future but one can always have fun with politicians’ words:

“I had no knowledge or involvement in this issue, in its planning or its execution and I am stunned by the abject stupidity that was shown here, regardless of what the facts ultimately uncover,” Christie said.

Removing the portion between the commas we get:

“I had no knowledge or involvement in this issue regardless of what the facts ultimately uncover,” Christie (actually) said.